HEY HEY HEY peoples grab yer milk and cookies, turn up the volume and listen to a recording of Figrin Da'an and the Modal Nodes...Sit back and enjoy the show.
First of all, you gotta understand Star Wars to understand this page...ok? Anti-Star Wars go Here Nerf=the next best thing to Pepsi.What is a nerf? Nerfs are domesticated herbivores, cared for by tenders called nerf herders.(In when Princess Leia called Han a nerf-herder...remember?) These animals are grown as a meat source, though their pelts have a variety of uses. Oh yeah, it's not just a big fat cow. So, you're probably wondering what nerf taste like. Well it's a cross between a rancor and a bantha! *singing a cool song**Yummy Yummy I got love in my tummy!* Have you had enough? Well I haven't! Oh, if you haven't figured it out yet, this page is NOT dedicated to Nerf toys!
Replace Star Wars lines with nerf/nerf-herder and you get this:
Several nerf-herders have broken off from the main group. Come with me.
All nerfs report in. Nerf 10 standing by...Nerf 7 standing by...Nerf 3 standing by...Nerf 5 standing by.
How long have you had these nerfs? About 3 or 4 seasons.
Stretch out with your nerf!
Look at him. He's headed for that small nerf.
That's no moon! It's a nerf-herder!
It's too big to be a nerf-herder!
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange nerf, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful nerf-herder controlling everything.
You don't believe in the Nerf do you?
No! No, no. Stay and help you, I will. Find your your nerf, hmmm? How you get so big, eating nerf of this kind? Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only nerf. What have you done with those nerf?
Lock the door. And hope they don't have nerf.
I used to bulls eye nerf in my T-16 back home.
If you only knew the power of the nerf.
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your nerf.(He told me enough! He told me you ate him!) Nerf...nerf, please!
Luke...help me remove this nerf. TK-421, why aren't you in your nerf?
He's just a nerf. Obi-Wan can no longer help him.
We have a new enemy --Luke Nerfherder.
In my expirience, there's no such thing as nerf.
Laugh it up, nerf ball.
There you will learn from Yoda, the Nerf herder who instructed me.
Your Nerf'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
No. I am your nerf.
Yoda! I am ready. I...Ben! I can be a nerf-herder. Ben, tell him I'm ready.
Ah, your father. Powerful nerf-herder was he.
These nerf contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
You are unwise to lower your nerf.
So be it...nerf-herder!
Yes, I was once a nerf-herder the same as your father.
Uh, you can call me nerf. I see, sir Nerf.
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the nerf. Learn about the nerf, Luke.
Your nerf betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one.....your sister!
Look sir, nerf!
General Veers prepare your nerf ground assault!
So...you got your nerf and you're just leaving then?
He will learn nerf. The nerf is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must not become a nerf-herder. What is thy bidding, my nerf?
There is a great disturbance in the Nerf. I happen to like nice nerf.
That blast came from those nerf...That thing's operational!
Short nerf is better than no nerf at all.
I don't know where you get your delusions, nerf brain!
A tremor in the nerf. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
Vader wants us all nerf.
What about Han? Vader's giving him to the nerf-herder.
If he could be turned, he would become a powerful nerf. Nerf-herders! Or worst! Come on, let's have a look. Come on. You can't win. But there are alternatives to nerfing.
Nerf. You seek Nerf. Will someone get this big walking nerf out of my way? When I left you, I was but the nerf; now I am the nerf-herfer. Your powers are weak, old nerf. Your nerf...you will not need them. A Jedi uses the Nerf for knowledge and defense, never for attack. Master, moving nerf around is one thing. This is totally different. Nerf system? Nerf's not a system, he's a man. Nerf Calrissian. He's a card player,gambler,scoundrel. You'd like him. Stay here and watch after the nerf, Artoo. I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Let the nerf win.
Mudhole? Slimy? My nerf this is.
Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those nerf and bring me the nerf-herder. I want her alive!
Put that down. Hey! That's my nerf!
Don't everyone nerf me at once.
Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul nerf when I was brought on board.
Nerf-herders are easily startled, but wil soon be back...and in greater numbers.
I can't abide these Nerf! Disgusting creatures!
May the nerf be with you....always
Star Wars is a copywright of George Lucas and this page has no affiliation with Lucas Arts. George Lucas.....for he's a jolly good fellow! Yeah! Don't sue me.....'cause I'm only a kid!
when Princess Leia called Han a nerf-herder...remember?) These animals are grown as a meat source, though their pelts have a variety of uses. Oh yeah, it's not just a big fat cow. So, you're probably wondering what nerf taste like. Well it's a cross between a rancor and a bantha! *singing a cool song**Yummy Yummy I got love in my tummy!* Have you had enough? Well I haven't! Oh, if you haven't figured it out yet, this page is NOT dedicated to Nerf toys!
